[RRzxter]

Really ticks me off when a hot blonde with big tits, takes me home and bangs me all night (and again in the morning) on the first date.
Makes me feel like a cheap, used piece of meat. I told her I wanted to get to know each other.
:crying:

 

[Jack McCarthy]

Beers that bubble over when I set them down, no matter how gently. I should know by now to watch them and be ready to chug or open them over the sink but I always forget. Put it on the table, turn away for a second, turn back and there's beer all over the table and the wife giving me the "REALLY? AGAIN??!?!" look.

Too much head....














on my beer!

 

[Hicklebunny]

If you want to be an ignorant asshole go live in Canada.

Take it easy turtle dick. Not everybody in Canada is like me.

 

[DitchDr]

Farts that lie!!!!!