This evening, we go to my nephew's 6th grade graduation (which for the life of me, I can't understand

). Then we go eat Chinese, where my youngest eats better than eats anywhere. She ate 3 plates, and was still signing "more".
We come home, I go take a dump, and almost don't make it to the toilet. :yikes: Then, I go outside, ride bikes on our street with my oldest, while my youngest chases us around like a goofball. :lol:
Then it hits me again, and I have to drop the bike, run inside, and barely get on the toilet again before my ass explodes. :whoa: This time after I'm done, I go outside, and try out the shiny new bike rack, by loading my bike up. I get about halfway done, and I have to sprint to the shitter again, this time when I'm through, my asshole is BURNIN! :runinafire:
I think I'm gonna lay off Chinese food for awhile.
