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10. Always keep you gun pointed in a safe direction. Such as at a hippy or a communist.


9. Dumb children may get ahold of your guns and shoot each other. If your children are dumb, put them up for adoption to protect your guns.


8. No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey.


7. If guns make you nervous, drink a bottle of whiskey before heading to the range.


6. When unholstering your weapon, it's customary to say "excuse me while I whip this out."


5. Don't load your gun unless you are ready to shoot something or are just feeling generally angry.


4. If your gun misfires, never look down the barrel to inspect it. Have someone else do that for you.


3. Never use your gun to pistol whip someone. That could mar the finish.


2. No matter how excited you are about buying your first gun, do not run around yelling "I have a gun! I have a gun!"


1. And the most important rule of gun safety: Don't piss me off!
 

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