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This evening, we go to my nephew's 6th grade graduation (which for the life of me, I can't understand ). Then we go eat Chinese, where my youngest eats better than eats anywhere. She ate 3 plates, and was still signing "more".

We come home, I go take a dump, and almost don't make it to the toilet. Then, I go outside, ride bikes on our street with my oldest, while my youngest chases us around like a goofball.

Then it hits me again, and I have to drop the bike, run inside, and barely get on the toilet again before my ass explodes. This time after I'm done, I go outside, and try out the shiny new bike rack, by loading my bike up. I get about halfway done, and I have to sprint to the shitter again, this time when I'm through, my asshole is BURNIN!

I think I'm gonna lay off Chinese food for awhile.


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Thanks for sharing.
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Yea sounds like Chinese food isnt very conducive to your bowls.


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I don't even need chinese food to give me the instashits
Any meat, cheese, milk, or vegetable does that to me....especially after I soak it with franks hot sauce My wife think I have chrones or sum shit, and gonna be shittin in a bag before its said and done. Cool, at least I don't have to deal with a burning asshole everyday
That turd pic you posted a few months back looked pretty normal during the .02 seconds I looked at it before almost puking.

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I don't even need chinese food to give me the instashits
Any meat, cheese, milk, or vegetable does that to me....especially after I soak it with franks hot sauce My wife think I have chrones or sum shit, and gonna be shittin in a bag before its said and done. Cool, at least I don't have to deal with a burning asshole everyday
Or you could get her to cath you, and tie a gallon bag to your leg when you go to group therapy. You would never have to get up the whole time you were drinking.


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For some reason that pic of you doesn't at all make me think your a prison guard. I thought they generally don't smile unless they're inflicting pain.
Looks more like a high school teacher

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Looks more like a high school teacher

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Same type of work, only think kindergarten level.


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Don't have a badge. Just credentials.

And no, even if we had badges, we wouldn't get free meals. What's the funny thing about it though? We make nearly twice as much money as the street cops around here.


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Don't have a badge. Just credentials.

And no, even if we had badges, we wouldn't get free meals. What's the funny thing about it though? We make nearly twice as much money as the street cops around here.
Double? Cops here make decent coin

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He used to but only at Chinese places, well we know how that goes now don't we....


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Around here the local cops make low 30's. The biggest town (which I live in) makes almost 40, which is more than half what I make. Even then state police make significantly less than fed correctional officers. But, we also make a hell of a lot less than the FBI agents that we fall under the same umbrella as.

State correctional officers get paid chump change. So do deputies at county jails. I worked at a county jail from 90-98. Got paid a third of what I do now, and did three times as much work.


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Damn...how can I become a consitter? I make slightly more than minimum wage to keep millions of people happy FML
Be younger than 37. Apply at bop.gov. You're a veteran, so you're a shoo-in. There's a complex with 4 prisons fairly close to you.

Be careful what you wish for. You're lifestyle would fit right in with the officers. They tailgate at the end of evening shifts somewhere on the reservation every night.


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