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Why can't women make simple decisions? Why does everything have to be so difficult? You would have thought that me asking to take the wife somewhere today would have implications on world peace! "I don't know... You're pressuring me." That's what I heard all morning. Now she's got my daughter doing it! Asking what she wanted for breakfast resulted in a meltdown of epic proportions. When I finally got them marginally sane (relatively speaking), we went out to get some gift shopping done. The wife brought up the idea of eating lunch out, so I agreed. Stupid me, I asked what sounded good to her. There it was, the dumbest question I could ask because it started the "CYCLE" all over again. After 20 minutes of her bitching, I just pulled into Panera. That soothed the savage beast momentarily, that is until she faced the evil menu. Like any normal guy, I can make a decision in 2 seconds flat and be good to go. She stood there for 10 minutes trying to make a decision. You know how I know it was 10 minutes? I timed it. I clicked the chrono function on my watch and waited. 9:47 later, the wife was ready to order. My son needed 3 seconds and my daughter needed 5. I told 12 people to go ahead of us while we were waiting "in line." I say that in jest because she never made it closer than 10 feet from the counter. After she ordered, she second, third, fourth, fifth, and sixth guessed her order. She always hates what she gets and loves what I get. Today was no different... I ended up eating hers while she savored mine. After lunch, it got moderately better, but her decision-making process is still stuck in neutral.
I'm done with her side of the family for a while, to include her indecisive butt. I may just sleep in my truck tonight.
It's okay if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right.
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