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Bankstitan · 07-03-2008, 11:58 AM

well since the work week ends today....

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...

'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'

She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."

So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"

Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"

algolfer69 · 07-03-2008, 12:01 PM

Haha.................................ha

2008_CrewMax · 07-03-2008, 12:04 PM

haha .. ha .. ha

might be some 9 year olds that wont get that 1 one

algolfer69 · 07-03-2008, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by 2008_CrewMax

haha .. ha .. ha

might be some 9 year olds that wont get that 1 one

Yeah....where are you chipmunk?

chipmunk09 · 07-03-2008, 01:54 PM

hey...hey...you know ive heard that joke, but ya'll are funny

Rollin Thunder · 07-03-2008, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by chipmunk09

hey...hey...you know ive heard that joke, but ya'll are funny

DO YOU DRIVE YET ?.SEEMS YOUR NEW TO THE FORUM, ARE YOU A LONELY PASSER BYER????????

ramoine · 07-03-2008, 06:30 PM

Bankstitan , thanks for the jokes ! I like your sense of humor !

chipmunk09 · 07-04-2008, 02:19 AM

yea man i drive, just not a tundra

07-03-2008, 11:58 AM	#1 (permalink)
Bankstitan Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 152	thursday/friday joke!! well since the work week ends today.... A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this... 'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.' She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away." So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?" Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"

07-03-2008, 12:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
algolfer69 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Lake Charles, La. Posts: 1,417	Haha.................................ha __________________ *WHITE TUNDRA CLUB MEMBER #5* 2007 DC SR5 TRD 5.7 JBL STEREO SYSTEM LEATHER VOLANT CAI MAGNAFLOW EXHAUST BLACKED OUT HEADLIGHTS MUD GAURDS EGR DEFLECTOR

07-03-2008, 12:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
2008_CrewMax Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Southern California Posts: 4,723	haha .. ha .. ha might be some 9 year olds that wont get that 1 one __________________ White Tundra Club Member #2

07-03-2008, 06:30 PM	#7 (permalink)
ramoine Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Huntington,Indiana Posts: 4,916	Bankstitan , thanks for the jokes ! I like your sense of humor ! __________________ 2008 Crewmax X-SP carbon Fiber Dash kit 20" JTI Rims BFG AT KO 285/55/20 AFE C.A.I w/ Dry Pro filter and the AFE Mod Blacked out Headlight Mod. Flo~Pro muffler #744 Toytec 3" front , 1" rear blocks and Diff. lowering kit

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07-03-2008, 01:54 PM	#5 (permalink)
chipmunk09 Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 30	hey...hey...you know ive heard that joke, but ya'll are funny

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chipmunk09 Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 30	yea man i drive, just not a tundra

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