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Bankstitan · 06-30-2008, 05:14 PM

Read this somewhere. I laughed so hard!!! enjoy!!

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.. but she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you....The girl looked at him, and then said,'NO!'
Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend...so she called him and explained the situation.
Her boy friend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast He won't even be able to get his pants down.' She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.....? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply,
'The bastard had all quarters!'
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2008_CrewMax · 06-30-2008, 05:16 PM

hahah .. i love funny jokes with good surprises!

ramoine · 06-30-2008, 05:36 PM

LMAO , another great one ! Thanks for that !

07TundraTrd · 06-30-2008, 07:58 PM

omg lmfao thats awesome man

06-30-2008, 05:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
Bankstitan Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 152	Monday Joke Read this somewhere. I laughed so hard!!! enjoy!! Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.. but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you....The girl looked at him, and then said,'NO!' Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.' She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend...so she called him and explained the situation. Her boy friend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast He won't even be able to get his pants down.' She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.....? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all quarters!' _______________________________

06-30-2008, 05:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
2008_CrewMax Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Southern California Posts: 4,149	hahah .. i love funny jokes with good surprises! __________________ White Tundra Club Member #2

06-30-2008, 05:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
ramoine Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Huntington,Indiana Posts: 4,543	LMAO , another great one ! Thanks for that ! __________________ 2008 Crewmax X-SP carbon Fiber Dash kit 20" JTI Rims BFG AT KO 285/55/20 AFE C.A.I w/ Dry Pro filter and the AFE Mod Blacked out Headlight Mod. Flo~Pro muffler #744 Toytec 3" front , 1" rear blocks and Diff. lowering kit

06-30-2008, 07:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
07TundraTrd Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 845	omg lmfao thats awesome man __________________ IBTO Blue Head And Turn Lights Red Sox, Tundra Talk, and Firefighter Stickers Painted Calipers Chrome Door Edge Protector L.E.D Line Of Fire Light Bar Mods Soon To Come Will Be Exhaust CAI Lift Wheels and Tires lol so the new picture of the tundra extinguisher didn't come out exactly right but its still funny

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