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So for reference. This is how one should park their truck. ImageUploadedByAutoguide1358806334.518772.jpg
Now we'll see how it looks after I get out of my dr. Appt. hopefully I won't have to hire OkSlim to throat stab somebody!


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2 nights ago at outback some DB Parked his F250 taking up 3 good spots in a packed parking lot. I walked across the parking lot while my wife was yelling at me to walgreens and bought a bottle of massengil douche, and poured it on his hood the left the bottle on the hood. Of course it didnt do any damage but it was hilarious. I felt great.

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Not sure if this falls under the DBag category...but when a parking lot is full, why would this POS need 2 spots? It was already banged up, more door dings may actually improve it We met friends for dinner and drinks and it was still there when we left.....

Someone actually parked like this in their brand new Camry across the street from my work. I decided to pull up right next to them and park diagonally along side them just to freak them out.

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Lol, its screaming lies...and my wife don't look at it like that.

Don't get me wrong, I could pull up in any trailer park or project in this state and pull the finest honey over 18 and hit it This truck is for me, doing my thing, living my little dream. If I wanted to waste my time with rich chics, which I wouldn't be able to fund, I'd sell my shit and get something serious.
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Do you guys ever valet park your Tundra?
On more than one occasion we have done weekend get-aways to DC or NYC where we stay in higher end hotels that are valet only. I don't like it, but the best I can do is make sure to do a walk-around before we pull off.

One of our last times in DC we stayed at a really nice place right in the middle of town. Either there were no spots left in the garage that fit my truck or else they were afraid to try to maneuver it in there. So it ended up on the sidewalk right in front of the door the whole time we stayed there. I was definitely glad I washed and waxed it before that trip.

I felt like a pimp for that weekend to see my vehicle parked right in front of the door every time we left the place to take a walk.

The cost of fuel to operate a 6000 pound 400 horsepower half ton that does 0-60 in under 7 seconds is kind of like the price of oil changes for a Porche 911. If you have to ask you probably can't afford it.
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If I wanted to waste my time with rich chics, which I wouldn't be able to fund, I'd sell my shit and get something serious.
I had some of the best sex ever with a rich chick in England. We went out for about 8 months. She paid for everything. I was her "bit of rough". It pained her 'daddy' to no end.
I knew it would never be anything serious, so I just had a lot, a real lot, of fun.
She was a hot redhead with a killer body who competed horses in high level dressage competitions. She road her horses, then her Pony
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There is a guy in my apartment building that has 2 shit vehicles..he uses the yukon to hold the closest parking spot and parks the pos truck farther away. When he leaves in the morning he gets the truck and pulls it in the close spot and drives the other vehicle to work..comes home and puts the Yukon back in the close spot. Doesn't matter to me cause I park my truck away from everyone but his doucheness irritates me

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There is a guy in my apartment building that has 2 shit vehicles..he uses the yukon to hold the closest parking spot and parks the pos truck farther away. When he leaves in the morning he gets the truck and pulls it in the close spot and drives the other vehicle to work..comes home and puts the Yukon back in the close spot. Doesn't matter to me cause I park my truck away from everyone but his doucheness irritates me
DOn't get me started... I have ranted about my old neighbor on here who lived in the row home next to mine with his 3 shit vehicles. The 40 year old Dump truck he uses for his concrete business is parked in the driveway out back. Then in front he juggles his beat up Navigator and his lifted, rusted out reg cab short bed mid 90s Ram with tools piled up and bunjee corded on the back. When he leaves he slides one vehicle or the other around to either hold a spot or try to block off two so he can keep them both together and in front of his door 100% of the time. It is OK if his neighbors have to walk half a block, as long as he has both his vehicles where he wants them. At one point he was watching the block and running out to move his vehicles around when people left but he cut it out when a number of people said something to him.

I am so happy I have a driveway that holds 3 cars now and I no longer have to deal with such pettiness. Now we just have to try to sell our house with him next door.

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Force must be met with force.

Douchebaggary must be met with a higher level of douchebaggary

If you make a douche move, you deserve whatever happens next
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A douche for a douche...read that in a book somewhere once. they don't call me sanchez for nothin
Yup. I think we all have a little db in us, but most of us don't unleash our douchebaggery unless provoked
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Even when i had my beat ass 2000 Dakota i parked it away from people and usually with one side to a curb. I came out of Hooters one night and saw some dildo had parked so close that i had to bang his truck with my door just to get my fat ass in my truck. After a few good slams with my door to his shit i cut the wheel early and caved in his passenger bed from behind the tire back to the bumper when i left. My truck was already pretty beat up so i didn't mind a few more scratches and dents. My buddy laughed the whole way home. I also rammed some broad in traffic one day in it. We'll tell that story later on...

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