I do not know what took a crap on my wife's Camry the other day but I hope that there are not a whole lot more of them migrating this way. The dried droppings were about 4 inches wide and cacked on there really good. Took me about 15 minutes of soaking before I could wipe it away. Never seen anything like it. It was like if Creo had a bird that sat there eating hamburger and milkshakes all day and then it escaped and went on a bombing rampage.
The fact that you are wearing a 'Tap-Out' T shirt and have, at some point in your life, sat down and watched a couple minutes of an MMA match does not make you an automatic badass. Now stop hogging the seated butterfly station, that's where I normally rest my towel and my water.