I do not know what took a crap on my wife's Camry the other day but I hope that there are not a whole lot more of them migrating this way. The dried droppings were about 4 inches wide and cacked on there really good. Took me about 15 minutes of soaking before I could wipe it away. Never seen anything like it. It was like if Creo had a bird that sat there eating hamburger and milkshakes all day and then it escaped and went on a bombing rampage.
Slow drivers and people who nap at green lights steal precious time from my life that I never get back. They should pay extra registration feels and sales taxes on their vehicles and the government should cut me a check out of that pot based on my hourly wage. If they do this I would gladly sit at the green light behind the lady checking her hair, adjusting the radio, applying makeup, talking on the phone, or daydreaming all day without a complaint.