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#16 (permalink) Old 11-21-2012, 03:20 AM
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You know the rules... Pics of the 1911.

On the bright side, at least she gave your pistol back before the incident. lol
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They are all batshit crazy. At least she hasn't shot me because she love's me so much like the red head did back in the day. To give her credit, living with me is probably not Ozzy and Harriet like. I will say or do anything in any given circumstance.

When my daughter had that wreck and the two driver was acting like a dick, I was in his face and a cop grabbed my shirt sleeve. I told him to get his ****ing hands off me and my daughter thought I was gonna go to jail.

One time we were at a restaurant and my wife told me not to be obvious but there was this lady that had a pair of shoes that she really liked and would like to have a pair. On my way to the bathroom, I walked by the lady, introduced myself to her and complimented her on her shoes. I told her my wife was looking for a pair like that and would she mind telling me where she got them. She was flattered, and told me.

My wife was so embarressed that we had to leave the restaurant early. You would think that after 27 years, she would be used to me.

The voices in my head don't like you.

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Glenn Campbell's song, "I love my Truck" came to mind after reading your recent exploits:
Well, it'll just get you down
If you let life get to you
Cause everybody's saying something
None of it's true

Well, I just don't care
When them times get hard
Cause I got everything I need
Right out in my yard

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I ain't got much love
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Good luck on the trim Slim. Try not to be so damn pretty at least when your wife's around

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To give her credit, living with me is probably not Ozzy and Harriet like.

Ozzy & Sharon sounds more like it...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJrHoIEZVlg

We didn't ride to work together today but she gave me a kiss and told me she would see me this evening. She is menopausal so that just adds to the drama. I can understand her being jealous because I am a fine figure of a man and droves of women want me. It's been an issue my whole life.

The voices in my head don't like you.

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If there was ever anything Slim said that was reasonable that was it.

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what wacked said sounds reasonable..!!

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Normal women can be distrustful because they have self-esteem issues or because they know the man in question is part leg-hound and will screw anything.

A menopausal woman can be distrustful and there's no rhyme or reason to it whatsoever.

BTW, I had to google search Ozzie and Harriet. I'd heard the names before, but had no clue who they were. Sometimes I feel like Dikkie. LOL

Say "I'm a little fat girl" SAY IT!!
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That was about an hour ago and she hasn't uttered a word to me since.
Hey, that's so awesome, man! You had a nice quiet evening at home.

I'll have to try that when I get the opportunity. I could use some quiet time.
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Hey, that's so awesome, man! You had a nice quiet evening at home.

I'll have to try that when I get the opportunity. I could use some quiet time.
So true lol

I hate being bipolar ....... It's awesome!
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Hey Slim, next time you want a nice quiet evening and the wife is bitching up a storm, all you have to do is call her by her mothers name. Works like a charm and the bruises go away after a couple weeks. I can handle bruises and pain but the constant bitch session -ummm..... NO!!
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I think Slim encountered the perfect storm, just saying a name probably won't be sufficient, he also needs some young chick chatting him up, he's gotta be checking her out with his good eye, needs to be drooling and smiling and the wife has to "catch" him in the act.

Say "I'm a little fat girl" SAY IT!!
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Oh, I don't know. When I call my wife by her mom's name, things get real quiet. Of course, I only do it when absolutely necessary, before I totally lose my cool and say things I really don't mean.

I'm just glad I'm not the only one who isn't afraid to say exactly what's on my mind. Way to go Power and Slim. Keep the brass to a high glossy shine!
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OH YES HE IS, comes from many years of being married to the same woman!

Sometimes wives forget that other women are still attracted to your truck, I mean you.


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After I lmao, I read your story to my wife. Her reply "that dude ain't right".
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