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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-17-2012, 03:22 PM Thread Starter
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Got the ole clip clip done...

I finally went into the hospital for a vasectomy and had an interesting experience. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes my vitals, then tells me to take all of my clothes off.

After I got undressed she instructed me to lie down on the table, so I did. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and had her way with me.

When we were done I ask her what that was all about. The nurse informs me that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.

The nurse then wheels me to the pre-op room. On the way down the hall, I looked through a window to the right and saw six men in a room masturbating. Curious, I ask," What are they doing in there?"

The nurse responds, "They're preparing for vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross, and they have Obama Care."

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Lmao...welcome to the club!

But why did you give away the secret? Dammit, hope my wife don't read TT....
Oh, It's all just a good joke. I didn't really go get it done. Not ready to yet!

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Oh. Well, I got mine done 3 years ago, and received the same pre-op care . I guess my insurance was good enough
The only difference was that Bad Dad's nurse was a man.

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The only difference was that Bad Dad's nurse was a man.
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BamaTundraGuy, could you tell me what that red bar is between the two lights on your bull bar? Looks pretty cool.

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Lol. He had some nice tits and a shaved beaver that was warm and wet inside....maybe he had a free sex change in San Francisco
This illustrates your moral compass on such matters, if born a dude, its ok to nail them as long as they at least pretend to be a woman.

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I'm the wrong person to ask about morals.
You had a strong allergic reaction when I suggested your black rims were plasti-dipped, so you were brought up properly.

I don't care about the environment. Neither do you.
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They are the things on your truck that do this:

I don't care about the environment. Neither do you.
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BamaTundraGuy, could you tell me what that red bar is between the two lights on your bull bar? Looks pretty cool.
It's the Thin Red Line tag. The Thin Red Line of Courage is a symbol to illustrate the line of firefighters protecting citizens day and night and to show honorable respect to fallen firefighter heroes. The Thin Red Line of Courage consists of a red horizontal stripe centered on black background.

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