I finally went into the hospital for a vasectomy and had an interesting experience. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes my vitals, then tells me to take all of my clothes off.
After I got undressed she instructed me to lie down on the table, so I did. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and had her way with me.
When we were done I ask her what that was all about. The nurse informs me that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.
The nurse then wheels me to the pre-op room. On the way down the hall, I looked through a window to the right and saw six men in a room masturbating. Curious, I ask," What are they doing in there?"
The nurse responds, "They're preparing for vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross, and they have Obama Care."