I finally went into the hospital for a vasectomy and had an interesting experience. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes my vitals, then tells me to take all of my clothes off.
After I got undressed she instructed me to lie down on the table, so I did. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and had her way with me.
When we were done I ask her what that was all about. The nurse informs me that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.
The nurse then wheels me to the pre-op room. On the way down the hall, I looked through a window to the right and saw six men in a room masturbating. Curious, I ask," What are they doing in there?"
The nurse responds, "They're preparing for vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross, and they have Obama Care."
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But why did you give away the secret? Dammit, hope my wife don't read TT....
Oh, It's all just a good joke. I didn't really go get it done. Not ready to yet!
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BF Goodrich A/T KO 305/65/18
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I'm the wrong person to ask about morals. Sociopaths have none. I was just following your lead though...it in fact was a woman who gave preop pleasure, because I had good insurance...
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BamaTundraGuy, could you tell me what that red bar is between the two lights on your bull bar? Looks pretty cool.
It's the Thin Red Line tag. The Thin Red Line of Courage is a symbol to illustrate the line of firefighters protecting citizens day and night and to show honorable respect to fallen firefighter heroes. The Thin Red Line of Courage consists of a red horizontal stripe centered on black background.
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. I guess my insurance was good enough 
