That's right.
On the other hand, you could be some pimple faced 14 year old twitch with a bunch of sticky Maxim magazines under your mattress. Maybe your only social outings are attending monster truck shows with your old man and your half witted brother. Or, maybe
YOU are the half witted brother.
Your old man, who maybe really
isn't your old man
may give you the back of his hand if you admire anything that isn't a Ford, which explains the sticky Maxims and this pathological hatred of Tundras.